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About Me Member Conceptual Artist saltypandadogMale/United States Recent Activity
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  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: Lupe Fiasco
  • Reading: Rapture for the Geeks
  • Watching: FLCL
  • Playing: halo 1
  • Drinking: Cherry Coke Zero
It's so weird.

A couple of weeks ago, I'm sitting on the floor in my room, home alone, playing half life 2 on my 360. My phone rings.

"Hello?"
"Hello?"
"yeah yeah yeah, who's this?"
the voice sounded familiar, and as I just received a new phone, and the number was private, so I assumed it was someone I knew...

"this is sam"
"Sam! yeah yeah yeah, This is Chris Tucker!"
"who?"
"Chris Tucker man!"
(for whatever reason, I couldn't remember who Chris Tucker was at this point haha.)
"sorry, you must have the wrong number"
"no no no, Sam, This is Chris Tucker!!"
"I don't know who that is, bye"

I hung up.

2 minutes later I remembered who the hell Chris Tucker is.

And where I heard that voice before.

It was actually Chris tucker.

Ever since that day I've been thinking... was that really him? why would he want to talk to me? did he hear about my zombie movie or something? did he see me, like my look, and want me to be a extra or something? All of these fanciful ideas, I realize this, but a boy could dream.

Or someone just found a Chris Tucker sound board online and prank called me. Fothermuckers.

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: O-burg, SC... damn i miss florida
  • Interests: candlelite dinners... long walks on the... nvm.
  • Favourite movie: the unreleased metroid movie
  • Favourite band or musician: honestly changes way too much
  • Favourite genre of music: eclectic
  • Favourite artist: jason chan, andrew jones, warhol, BANKSY, dali, asbjorn lonvig
  • Favourite poet or writer: Philip K. Dick, Edgar allen Poe
  • Favourite photographer: craig robinson, gilad'
  • Favourite style of art: pseudo-realistic
  • Operating System: windows vista/dual boot linux, WINDOWS 7 ALPHA
  • MP3 player of choice: Zune 80/120, r.i.p. tshiba gigabeat
  • Shell of choice: ...koopa?
  • Wallpaper of choice: the sticky kind
  • Skin of choice: on a person? im not rascist, i hate all people equally
  • Favourite game: all metroid and legend of zelda games, no more heroes, portal
  • Favourite gaming platform: anything nintendo... even if my retinas bleed, wii60 fo life
  • Favourite cartoon character: chowder, flapjack, cyborg 009, too many more to name
  • Tools of the Trade: pencil, pen, tablet pc running cs4 or opencanvas pro

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:iconantiquesoldiers:
I think you should upload something

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I have read the right books to interpret your looks
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:iconsaltypandadog:
no.

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shut up about the orphan works, they don't effect you.

click here for more info: [link]
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:iconantiquesoldiers:
yes.

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I have read the right books to interpret your looks
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:iconballistyc:
hey thanks a lot for watching me!!!
I apologize for my late reply. I haven't been too diligent in answering my messages.
I appreciate all the love and support!
take care...drive safely

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Surgically removed myself from myself with 83% success
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:iconred3183:
Thank you for the :+fav: and :+devwatch:

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As Samus Aran would say "............"
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:iconhappy-go-morbid:
HI SAM IT'S ME KARINA, I'M AT IAN'S HOUSE.
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GYYEEEEEHHEHEHHIIIEHEHEHEIEIEHEI
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:iconsaltypandadog:
OMG I'M IN ST. PETE RIGHT NOW TO, LET'S SO CHILL

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shut up about the orphan works, they don't effect you.

click here for more info: [link]
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:iconxxbrasschicaxx:
Thanks for the fave <3

hope you like the others
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:iconthemindlessjamieface:
YOU FAIL.

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"Did you know if you say 'Murderface' three times in a row, he'll appear right in front of you and kick the shit outta you?!"
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